Keanu Reeves:
Keanu Reeves Nude
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Information:
Name: Keanu Reeves
Born: 1964-09-02
Height: 1.86
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Filmography:
The Matrix Revolutions (2003), Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991), Freaked (1993), The Prince of Pennsylvania (1988), The Gift (2000)
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Al Santos:
Al Santos Naked
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Information:
Name: Al Santos
Born: 1976-07-13
Height: 1.8
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Filmography:
Mustang Sally (2006), 2 Dudes and a Dream (2009), Jeepers Creepers II (2003), Grosse Pointe (2001), CSI (2007)
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Boy: Grandma, do you know how to
croak.
Grandma: No, I don't think so. Why? Boy: Because Daddy says
he'll
be a rich man when you do.
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Teacher : What is a comet ?
Pupil : A star
with a tail
Teacher: Can you name one ?
Pupil: Lassie !
AneraeReevesOj
There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Human Cannonball Barbie
...complete with spring-loaded cannon that
will shoot her 15-20 feet
MelanieGriffithParischyX
Q: Why are there
more jokes about Waco
than Jonestown?
A: The punch lines were too long in Jonestown.
OgelsbyLewyOc
There were
these three little old ladies
sitting on a park bench minding their own
business when suddenly a
flasher jumped in front of them and exposed
himself...the first old
lady had a stroke...the second old lady had a
stroke...but sadly the
third old lady couldn't reach!!!
BeaufortUnsskK
Remember, an alcoholic & a
drunk are not
the same thing at all.
The alcoholic has to attend
meetings.
EinhardVaiveatoishaf
Old witch: Now I know you want a job with me.
Do you tell lies?
Young witch: No, but I can pick it up.
HaneulAdelGC
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Barbara
!
Barbara who ?
Barbara black sheep, have you any wool...!
BheathainGarrinTC
Bank manager: I'm sorry, sir, you can't open
an account with this
sort of money. They're wooden pieces!
Lumberjack: But I only want to open a shavings account.
UllockLoghanQm
why don't men do laundry?
cause the washer
and dryer don't run on remote control!
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